A woman calls up for the Jesus charity. Her voice is fast and high and, because I’m bored, I start to imagine if she were an animal, what kind of animal she would be.Initially I picture her as a hen, but as the call goes on, her nervousness becomes more apparent, so I imagine her as something more bird like, something beyond a fowl. She’s not a Robin, as it’s a pretty bird and seems to have self-confidence, and though this woman may or may not be pretty, her voice betrays timidity, ruling out the Budgerigar, Cockatoo and Vulture.
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